stuff taken from e1njuwannakno
comment and i will:

2) associate you with a song/movie.
3) tell a random fact about you.
4) tell my first memory of you.
5) associate you with an animal/fruit.
6) ask something I've always wanted to know about you.

and

7) IN RETURN YOU GOTTA DO THIS (or not)

tagged by the glorious captawb

1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
4) Tag five LJ friends.

* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games.
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.
* I curse sometimes. As opposed to constantly.
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain.
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need/want money right now. (hey, who doesn't? >_>)
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast.
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas.
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look.
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I slept with a roommate.
* I have a hidden talent.
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex.
* I enjoy talking on the phone. But only with certain people.
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop and/or window shop.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone.
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I currently like/love someone.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I'm not allergic to anything.
* I have a lot to learn.
* I am shy around the opposite sex.
* I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal or DeviantART.
* I enjoy some country music. (some as in Johnny Cash, and sometimes Hank Williams Sr.)
* I would die for my best friends.
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
* I have dated a close friend's ex.
* I am happy at this moment.
* I'm obsessed with guys.
* Democrat.
* Republican.
* I am punk rockish.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
* I can work on a car.
* I love my job(s).
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can.
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles.
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
* I am proficient on a musical instrument.
* I hate office jobs.
* I went to college out of state.
* I am adopted.
* I am a pyro(maniac).
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I fall for the worst people. (but not anymore! booyah! xD)
* I adore bright colors.
* I usually like covers better than originals.
* I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I have ridden/owned a horse.
* I still have every journal I've ever written in.
* I talk in my sleep. Sometimes.
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo.
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist.
* I am ambidextrous.
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes.
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible.
* I love hugs more than kisses.
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (i'm quirky and damn proud of it ;D)
* Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before.
* I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
* I can't stand being alone.
* I have at least one obsession at any given time.
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I'm a judgmental asshole.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
* I have traveled on more than one continent.
* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
* I am a Libertarian.
* I can speak more than one language.
* I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
* I would rather read than watch TV.
* I like reading fact more than fiction.
* I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
* I have no piercings.
* I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
* I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
* I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (not Christmas, though.)
* I've been married and am now divorced.
* There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
* I like most animals better than most people.
* I own a collection of retro games consoles.
* The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
* I have hit someone with a dead fish. (fishslapping! w00t! xD)
* I have written/read erotic stories.
* I am compulsively honest.
* I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
* I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
* I have gone from wishing I was a boy to revelling in being a girl to feeling like a boy again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
* I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
* I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
* I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
* I dislike milk.
* I obsessively wash my hands.
* I always carry something significant around with me.
* Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
* I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
* Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
* I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
* I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
* I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
* Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
* I am a virgin.
* I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
* I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
* I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
* I don't like to chew gum.
* I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
* I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
* Had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
* I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
* I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
* I love to sing.
* I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
* I have a custom-built computer.
* I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
* I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
* I've gone skinny-dipping.
* I've performed in three plays, all of them Shakespeare.
* I enjoy burritos.
* I'm Irish and lovin' it.
* I have a thing for redheads.
* I am a twin!
* Most times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
* Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
* I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
* I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
* I often fantasize about being in fights or physically hurting people, but not anyone in particular.
* I love instant noodles.
* I was a spoiled brat as a child.
* I'm over 25 years old and still enjoy all the things I did when I was 10.
* Sometimes I feel like I'm not of this world at all.
* I'm obsessed with cartoons and will never change.
* I have learned how to forgive.
* I used to wish I had a tail.
* I don't sunburn

I can't think of anyone else who should be tagged. >_> Must I end the chain here? Who wants to be tagged? :D

I had an extremely fun month, starting with mouse_chan’s arrival in Malaysia and careening onward to glory! mouse_chan has blossomed into an even more sparklingly gorgeous woman since the last time I saw her last year, although she still bites and doesn’t make any sense as usual. xD While she was here we painted the town hot pink, drank cocktails and munched on Iskandar’s homebaked evil cookies, which, by the way, was so amazingly evil that we saw stars, lost our way and were practically sprawled on the polished floors of IKEA.

MOUSEY: Oh My God, I can’t stand up anymore. Those cookies were just too, too good for me! I’ve cookiegarsmed!
ME: *agog* Not in public, you vixen!
BF: I can’t find the exit. Is that the exit?
ME: No, honey. That’s just a hole on the wall.
BF: So emergency exit, then?
ME: Just let me sit down! I’ve cookiegarsmed!

A week afterwards, I invited mouse_chan to Iskandar’s birthday party, but she politely refused. I guess the cookies brought her one too many vulgar memories. xD The party, however, is an entirely different story. I have never, ever been to a party where the host literally forces bottles of whiskey down the throats of his guests for five whole freaking seconds!

ISKANDAR: Experienced your five seconds in heaven yet?
ME: What for? My name’s already down for limbo.
ISKANDAR: I’ll take that as a no. Minions! Hold her down! Another crushed soul is OURS!
MINIONS: Wheee! *grabs jaw and forces it open*
ME: *gurgles*
ISKANDAR: One Mississipi! Two Mississipi! Three Mississipi! MUAHAHA.
ME: Uf onh uuphul lurghf cunshshnn misshshsh! (But one evil laugh counts as one Mississipi!)
ISKANDAR: I’m sorry, dear, I can’t understand you. Now where was I? Oh yes – four Mississipi! Five Mississipi! MUAHAHA. Thank you for your cooperation, please watch your step there.

As much as I love it, I’m never good with alcohol, so I’ll have to personally thank my lovely new friends Renita and Noreen for helping me throughout the night. >_> And Ernest, too, on the long ride home. Thanks for being the only sober person in the car, mate. Or sort of.

BF: Who threw up in front of the club?
ME: Me! I made it all by myself!
BF: Lovely pattern, dear. Mine was much worse.
ERNEST: You’re all so screwed.
ALAN: You mean you’re not? Let it all out. *massages Ernest on the back of his neck*
ERNEST: Ooooh~
ALAN: What do you feel?
ERNEST: A strange, tingling feeling… as if something’s pushing up the base of my throat…
ALAN: Good. You’re going to throw up.
ME: That makes the four of us. Yay!
ERNEST: …I hate you all. *pulls over and throws up outside*

On a sadder note, I’m preparing to leave my humble apartment to move in with my parents because of disturbing rumours of my independent life. I swore to mum the raunchy orgies were next door but she wouldn’t believe me! Ah... no longer will there be exciting house parties and hanging out at food stalls at three in the morning. The contents of this livejournal will be so much tamer. It’ll be more of ‘My six-year-old sister threw her playdoh at me yesterday and she owned me at UNO!’. Unless I come up with devious plans to sleep over at a friend’s place. >D Kekeke.

But the most remarkable thing is coming up this June 30th! After two years stranded here, I‘ll finally step foot upon familiar shores! Indonesia, my homeland! With the glorious food! Everything on the menu, that’s all I’m asking for! e1njuwannakno says he’ll contact me while he’s there. Keep your word, e1n. Or I shall throw my comb at you! Mhehe.

Will anybody else be in Indo for the holidays? ranier? bullykilla? :D

ME: i truly apologise for not being in touch for quite a while. no offense, people, but i was disastrously sick!
EVERYONE: none taken, dear. who are you by the way?
ME: ...


i'm fit as a fiddle now, but for two weeks i was convinced the apocalypse was edging closer, or at least had some sort of a grudge against me. i had allergies, itches, fevers, whooping coughs all rolled into one and 'WTFISWRONGWITHME' became some sort of a daily prayer. i didn't go to the doctor the entire time, because i hate dealing with medicine besides panadol and the campus clinic really does you no good. no good at all. i mean, a friend of mine actually faked fatigue to get a pack of valium so he could get high in class, and actually got away with it. >_>

GAH.

Man Calls Police To Report Missing Marijuana

what a complete moron. >_>

like i have anything better to do. *rolls eyes*

STACK OF ASSIGNMENTS: ehm. cough cough. sneeze.
ME: bless you.
STACK OF ASSIGNMENTS:  hello? to be submitted on friday? *does cartwheels*
ME: ooooh! very good! have a kibble. actually, no. better i put you on fire.
STACK OF ASSIGNMENTS: *goes on fire* a little help here?
ME: laters!
STACK OF ASSIGNMENTS: *all aflame* remember your lecturer's last...
LECTURER: my assignments are so hot, they actually WENT ON FIRE.

... now for some MEME TIME!

Your walk is: All About the Disco Arms Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

see how this walk perfectly suits my lj name? shacka lacka swish! XD

although i actually like this better:

Your walk is: The Result of a Ballet Accident Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

... i turned twentyteen! a truckload of thanks to everyone who made my birthday worthwhile! :D :D :D

 

Your Birthdate: April 16

You're incredibly introverted and introspective. You live inside your head. You spend a lot of alone time meditating and thinking. People see you as withdrawn, and at times they are right. You are caring and deep, but it may be difficult for you to show this side of yourself. Your strength: Your original approach to thinking Your weakness: You tend to shy away from others Your power color: Pale blue Your power symbol: Wavy line Your power month: July

O_O ack, i object! because most of these just ain't true. for instance, i dislike pale blue. i much prefer red. i don't 'tend to shy away from others', i back away but only to total strangers who don't give out friendly vibes. i'd choose zigzags over wavy lines any day and dude, although i like to spend time meditating on my own, i find it much better when i'm surrounded with my mates. i'm definitely NOT an introvert and living inside my head would be far too crowded, with all the little people and stuff, so frankly i'd rather not. >_> psh, blogthings. who makes them anyway? they think they know, but they know nothing at all. XD

so anyway, i'll be turning 20 this sunday! i'll no longer have the word 'teen' in my age, which is somewhat shocking, since i still consider myself an exuberantly playful fourteen year old child at heart. i wish there were such an age as 'twentyteen years old'. T_T and although those with depressing worldviews may think that birthdays only mean another year closer to death, on the contrary, i think it's a sure sign that we are alive and kicking. it's a day where we can shout out to the world, yelling at the top of our lungs (as ODA would have it) "We Are Still Here." and my pals seem to be planning something for my birthday. at least that's what they hinted. i love surprises but i just hope it doesn't involve bondage or dipping me with flour, oil, tomato sauce and then pushing me into the swimming pool. yes, they actually do that to people, they're so mature.

in other news, my week has been fun. in a girlish and giggly sort of way. ehm. XD

i went on a date last monday! which was uber fun. :D i surprisingly did not let my stupidity show (which i always tend to do) and oh, the things we did were awesome. we unearthed a hidden indonesian restaurant and gobbled down almost everything there with our bursting indonesian pride. we went to a lounge and drank a train of cocktails until we were tipsy enough to be offered by the band to sing Frank Sinatra's 'Fly Me To The Moon' on stage. we went to the movies and watched a FUNNY movie instead of some sappy romantic story that clearly shouldn't be watched on a first date due to the tendency of giving people FUNNY IDEAS. there were no awkward silences and we laughed like deranged kookaburras and then, at two in the morning, he taught me how to drive. which is endearingly sweet, since i suck arse at driving and tend to freakishly magnet my way towards poles and trees and other dangerously standing objects on the streets. i still can't drive, and getting my license still seem as absurd as getting Tom Sturridge to take his clothes off and dirty dance for me, but my date offered and it's the whole idea that counts. thank you. :3

ME: ZOMG, INDONESIAN FOOD. like, DROOL. *lots of faces*
DATE: and hey, you still look lovely!

DATE: why did you pick the table right in front the stage?
ME: because once that dude takes of his t-shirt and throws it into the crowd, we'd have a higher chance of getting it!
DATE: well, this is a lounge and they play jazz, but hey! you still look lovely.

BAND: fly me to the moon~
ME: let me play among the stars~
BAND: *stops music* I HEARD THAT.
ME: ...!!!??
BAND: COME ON STAGE AND SING IT LIKE A MAN.
ME: *alarmed*
DATE: pfft.
ME: *gasp* are you laughing at me?
DATE: but hey, you still look lovely!

ME: *drives car. hotly*
DATE: MIND THAT TREE!
ME: *turns steering wheel* this is so much fun! and oh, how many times are you allowed to turn the steering wheel?
DATE: you've turned enough!
ME: i reckon sixteen's a good number!
DATE: O_O and yet, still very lovely!

HOLY COW JASON MRAZ IS WEARING A PINK 'OTAKU' T-SHIRT IN HIS 'GEEK IN THE PINK' VIDEO!

OTAKU!!